Keep Shining On

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

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Sep. 29th, 2014 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 272762 Notes

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdsphere, via daeneryus)

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

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Sep. 27th, 2014 - 2 days ago - Reblog - 46364 Notes

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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Sep. 26th, 2014 - 3 days ago - Reblog - 829799 Notes

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

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thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

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Sep. 21st, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 136137 Notes
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Tagged: #OH MY GOD 

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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Sep. 21st, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 316900 Notes

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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Sep. 21st, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 477536 Notes

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Sep. 21st, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 5813 Notes

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

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Sep. 21st, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 500542 Notes

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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Sep. 21st, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 365371 Notes
how to stop time: kiss
how to travel in time: read
how to escape time: music
how to feel time: write
how to waste time: social media
Sep. 20th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 224650 Notes

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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Sep. 19th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 131093 Notes

"

I want your Monday morning
sleep soaked eyes
dream drenched voice,
lazy bones
‘five more minutes please babe.’

I want your Tuesday afternoon
coffee break,
glasses off, laughter on
‘just hold me for a while
it’s been a hard day.’

I want your Wednesday evening
fingers through hair
teeth nibbling nails
neck craning, eye glazing
‘this paperwork never ends’

I want your Thursday night
drinks for two
bones unbind
muscles let loose
flats, slacks,
‘just me and you’

I want your finally Friday
stretch soul smile,
sun sipping light
from the glaciers in your eyes
fingers unfurl, hand extends
‘c’mon babe, lets go wild’

I want your weekend.
your movie marathon Saturday
reading by the fireplace
kissing in the blankets
want your Sunday morning
orange juice and pancakes
white sheets, tender skin
hair like the Fourth of July
‘let’s not get out of bed today.’

I want your ordinary
and your stress, rest, release
I want your bad day and that terrible night
I want you drunk in my arms
forgetting the place but never my name
I want your lazy and your lonely
and your fist full of fight
I want you everyday
in every way
for the rest of my life.

"

On Both Knees | alfaazkibarsaaat (via aurelle)

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 73924 Notes